This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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