All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I smell like Dick and happiness
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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