white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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