Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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