yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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