i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
