my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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