oh god the rape fog is back!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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