I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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