he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Life is so much better after having sex.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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