When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you win again, gameday.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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