Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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