My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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