i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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