Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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