dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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