just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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