Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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