How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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