Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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