i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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