And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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