Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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