Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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