No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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