Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Sext me about skeletons
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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