he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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