North Korea, Best Korea!
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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