they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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