I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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