these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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