I bet he comes in French.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
You did what with his pubic hair?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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