I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
