whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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