Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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