I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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