What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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