Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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