Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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