i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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