He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
