they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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