you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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