Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize