he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Randomize
