you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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