sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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