would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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