He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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