Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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