i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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