Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
where does the pee come out of this thing
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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