I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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