there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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