Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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