Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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