I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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