were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The air taste purple.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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